Top 10 Reasons Why Fishing
Is Better Than Sex

• Catching something is considered a good thing.
• You don't have to pay extra to watch it at the hotel.
• Having a skinny rod is something to be thankful for.
• Fishing in groups never feels awkward.
• You wont go blind from fishing by yourself.
• You don't take it personal if your partners aren't satisfied.
• You can fish all night with your best friend and nobody says anything.
• You don't have to feel guilty about being a professional.
• It's much more comfortable explaining why you smell like fish.
• No matter how freaking ugly you are you can still catch a fish.